(Jesus loves me, and I'm gay for him. Does that make me a heretic?)
There Are Squirrels Everywhere

There Are Squirrels Everywhere

They watch you in your sleep. They eye your nuts with desire that even a loving wife cannot match.

Run.
sadeckiendicott: I mean it’s logic. God exists because he told people to tell me so…Someone really tried to convince me that way… If God didn’t exist, then why is “God” and “Jesus” a word?  Checkmate Atheists.

sadeckiendicott:

I mean it’s logic. God exists because he told people to tell me so…Someone really tried to convince me that way…

If God didn’t exist, then why is “God” and “Jesus” a word? 

Checkmate Atheists.

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I bet he was jealous that the woman was loving her baby more than she was loving Jesus. 

I bet he was jealous that the woman was loving her baby more than she was loving Jesus. 

Don’t forget that gay marriage is the reason God is so mad. He’s so angry that two consenting adults love each other, that he can’t even concentrate on the dying African children, the millions of homeless, and the oppressed, to say the least.  End gay marriage: Save the starving African children. How about we have all the religious people who hate gay marriage go pray about it. I heard God listens to that. /s

Don’t forget that gay marriage is the reason God is so mad. He’s so angry that two consenting adults love each other, that he can’t even concentrate on the dying African children, the millions of homeless, and the oppressed, to say the least. 

End gay marriage: Save the starving African children.

How about we have all the religious people who hate gay marriage go pray about it. I heard God listens to that.

/s

Be on the right side.

It saddens me that anyone would justify rape like that in the first place. 

It saddens me that anyone would justify rape like that in the first place. 

maybe-i-should-give-up: elegantbutterflies: Good riddance too. Science hasn’t done anything for me except give me a stupid roof over my head, a cell phone, a TV, a source of food, medicine, and 70 more years added to my life. We should definitely get rid all the dirty atheists that “believe” in it. Besides, science is just a theory. maybe-i-should-give-up: i believe you may be retarded. lets see how long you last without any of that. if you trully believe that then throw your laptop away, never use the web, or phones. go live out on the streets and pray to god for a better life. i bet he wont help you. you might as well walk around naked too. and clearly you dont understand how its the religious fuck heads that mostly go to prison. religion is corrupt and causes violence.   Guess what? Im doing it right now. God is giving me the ability to blog from my mind. You’re a retard for not reading the whole post and realizing it’s sarcasm. It’s tagged as sarcasm too, dammit. I mean seriously!? Look at my blog if it’s not obvious, but I’m an atheist. And it’s CLEARLY sarcastic. You remind me of a Fundie. Read and understand before you open your mouth.

maybe-i-should-give-up:

elegantbutterflies:

Good riddance too. Science hasn’t done anything for me except give me a stupid roof over my head, a cell phone, a TV, a source of food, medicine, and 70 more years added to my life. We should definitely get rid all the dirty atheists that “believe” in it.

Besides, science is just a theory.

maybe-i-should-give-up:

i believe you may be retarded. lets see how long you last without any of that. if you trully believe that then throw your laptop away, never use the web, or phones. go live out on the streets and pray to god for a better life. i bet he wont help you. you might as well walk around naked too. and clearly you dont understand how its the religious fuck heads that mostly go to prison. religion is corrupt and causes violence.  

Guess what? Im doing it right now. God is giving me the ability to blog from my mind. You’re a retard for not reading the whole post and realizing it’s sarcasm. It’s tagged as sarcasm too, dammit. I mean seriously!? Look at my blog if it’s not obvious, but I’m an atheist. And it’s CLEARLY sarcastic. You remind me of a Fundie. Read and understand before you open your mouth.

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God DAMMIT Jesus. You had one friggin job.  Jesus christ dude. 

God DAMMIT Jesus. You had one friggin job. 

Jesus christ dude. 

Good riddance too. Science hasn’t done anything for me except give me a stupid roof over my head, a cell phone, a TV, a source of food, medicine, and 70 more years added to my life. We should definitely get rid all the dirty atheists that “believe” in it. Besides, science is just a theory. 

Good riddance too. Science hasn’t done anything for me except give me a stupid roof over my head, a cell phone, a TV, a source of food, medicine, and 70 more years added to my life. We should definitely get rid all the dirty atheists that “believe” in it.

Besides, science is just a theory. 

Pretty great band, see them live if you can! Best show I’ve seen.